THE WEEK IN NEWS

AUGUST 3RD-AUGUST 11TH


RUSSIANS FORCES INVADE GEORGIA AMID SEPARATISTS HOSTILITIES IN DISPUTED REGION OF SOUTH OSSETIA
US GOVT HAS SPOKEN OUT FORCEFULLY TO RUSSIA TO CEASE-FIRE
(COULD THIS BE THE BEGINNING OF WW III?)
USDA ORDERS NEBRASKA BEEF-TO RECALL 5.3 MILLION POUNDS DUE TO E-COLI
(KROGER, WHOLE FOODS, FRED MEYER)
(MAYBE IT'S TIME TO TRAIN THESE PEOPLE ABOUT FOOD-SAFETY)

L.A. HOSPITAL EXECS ARRESTED BY F.BI. FOR A scheme to recruit homeless people as phony patients and bill government programs for millions of dollars in unnecessary health services
THIS AFTER 2006 INVESTIGATION INTO HOMELESS "DUMPING" WHERE PATIENT WERE TAKEN FROM HOSPITALS BEFORE THEY SHOULD BE RELEASED & DUMPED ON SKID ROW
(IF YOU EVER SEE A HOMELESS MAN WITH A SIGN ASKING FOR $$-HELP THEM OUT)(IT COULD BE YOU HOLDING THAT SIGN)


40 YR-SENATOR TED STEVENS OF ALASKA & INFAMOUS BRIDGE TO NOWHERE FAME HAS BEEN INDICTED FOR 7 FELONY COUNTS FOR LYING ABOUT GIFTS RECEIVED.
HE HAS BEEN INVESTIGATED FOR PUBLIC CORRUPTION & BRIBERY WITH SEVERAL OIL COMPANIES IN ALASKA

(SOUNDS LIKE EVERY OTHER POLITICIAN-HOW DO WE SCREEN PEOPLE RUNNING FOR PUBLIC OFFICE? SHOULDN'T WE DEMAND PUBLIC OFFICIALS BE HELD TO A HIGHER STANDARD & TRANSPARENCY BE MORE THAN A FASHIONABLE TERM. SPEND 2 HOURS WATCHING C-SPAN & YOU CAN SEE HOW OUT OF TOUCH ALL D.C. IS)
(THIS GUY DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE INTERNET IS!!)


THE PRIDE OF NORTH CAROLINA-DEMOCRAT-JOHN EDWARDS HAS ADMITTED TO HAVING AN AFFAIR ON HIS CANCER-STRICKEN WIFE WITH AN EX-EMPLOYEE AND MAY HAVE FATHERED A LOVE-CHILD

HE CAME CLEAN (AFTER NATIONAL ENQUIRER SET HIM UP & CAUGHT HIM IN THE ACT)

SO SHOULD WE ALL FORGIVE HIM & THINK HE'S DIFFERENT WITH THOSE WORDS " I'M SORRY " , "I WAS WRONG"(BLAH-BLAH)

POLITICIANS MAKE ME SICK!!! CHEATERS MAKE ME SICKER!!

WHAT A LOW-LIFE DEGENERATE-HE NEEDS TO SHUT HIS PIE HOLE DISAPPEAR INTO A CAVE WITH OSAMA BUN LADEN & NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

HOW DESPICABLE-LYING TO EVERYONE AS HE HAS!!

I WANT SIR RICHARD BRANSON OR SOME OTHER ECCENTRIC BILLION TO COME OUT WITH A DEVICE THAT WEARS LIKE A WRIST WATCH BUT WORKS AS A POLYGRAPH/ELECTRONIC DOG COLLAR!! PASS AN AMENDMENT TO REQUIRE POLITICIANS TO WEAR IT!!! TRY GETTING YOUR ROCKS OFF THEN!!!

DEFCON 16 IN LAS VEGAS IS THE YEARLY CONVENTION FOR THE WORLD'S BEST HACKERS & SECURITIES EXPERTS.

MIT STUDENTS SLATED TO ANNOUNCE A HACK OF THE "CHARLIE-CARD" FOR THE MASSACHUSETTS PUBLIC TRANSIT SYSTEM WERE BARRED BY FEDERAL COURTS BECAUSE ATTORNEYS CONVINCED A JUDGE IT WOULD SHUT DOWN THE SYSTEM

(TOO BAD THEY ALREADY PASSED OUT THE VIDEO ON CD THE DAY DEFCON OPENED BEFORE THE BAN!!!!!!!)

YOU CAN'T STOP INFORMATION!!!!!

THANK AL GORE FOR THE INTERNET!! lol !!!

THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING STORY OF THE WEEK:

Researchers at the University of California, Berkeley, say they have created materials that bring them closer to creating invisibility cloaks USING 3-D metmaterials, or composites with the ability to bend electromagnetic waves, to negatively refract light

(WHAT KIND OF HAVOC WILL THIS CREATE?)

LITTLE LEAGUE WORLD SERIES STARTED ON ESPN

LOCAL BOYS FROM PASEO VERDE IN HENDERSON PLAYED HAWAII'S WAIPIO TEAM ON ESPN

PASEO VERDE FELL 4-3 JUST ONE GAME SHORT OF WILLIAMSPORT

NO TEAM FROM NEVADA HAS EVER BEEN TO WILLIAMSPORT!!

MAYBE NEXT YEAR OR IN 4 YEARS WHEN MILES IS OLD ENOUGH TO BE ON THE TEAM!!

BRETT FAVRE, BRETT FAVRE, BRETT FAVRE

THAT'S ALL YOU'VE HEARD ON ESPN FOR 3 WEEKS NOW & HE FINALLY GOT TRADED TO THE JETS?

WHAT-THE JETS? DON'T THEY SUCK & DON'T THEY HAVE TO BEAT NEW ENGLAND FOR THE DIVISION?

FUNNIEST THING-AFTER 1ST PRACTICE FAVRE INTERVIEWS & SAYS"HE DOESN'T KNOW IF HE CAN PUT HIS HEART INTO IT"

GO FISHING ALREADY!!!!!!!!!

BERNIE MAC, 50, PASSED SATURDAY

FROM COMPLICATIONS FROM PNEUMONIA.

He had sarcoidosis AND was on a new medication that suppresses the immune system

BEST KNOWN FOR HIS HIT TV SERIES "BERNIE MAC"

(CONSPIRACY THEORIES ARE CIRCULATING THAT HE WAS ASSASSINATED BY OBAMA CAMP? WHAT? HE TOLD SOME UNCOUTH JOKES AT AN EVENT-BIG DEAL)

HE WILL BE MISSED!!!

Isaac Hayes , 65 died at his home in Memphis AUGUST 11TH

IN the 1970s, Hayes was one of the most prominent black soul singers and composers in the US. His title song for the film Shaft was a massive worldwide hit and earned him both an Oscar and a Grammy. In 2002, he was inducted into the Rock 'n Roll Hall of Fame.He was perhaps better known to younger people as the voice of Chef in the cartoon show South Park

HE WILL BE MISSED!!